Bollywood Parody Song- Afghan Jalebi ft. corporate employee
kathor jigar, thaki hai nazar,
ik majburi, ik nasamajhi,
rab ki duaa thi, yeh hai tabaahi,
gardan dukhayi, bad posture ne hi.
frustrated employee, toxic work environment me,
ghayal pura hogaya hai, bhai wah
appraisal hike dikha ke kya pyaar karegi, appreciation bhi kabhi dikhana, bhai wah
depressed employee, anxiety ke maare,
ghayal pura hogaya hai, bhai wah
jhute sapne dikha ke kya pyaar karegi, feedback bhi kabhi dikhana, bhai wah
O, dekh dagabaz, na kaam na hai kaaz
khel raha hai tu office politics ab thehra na kisi kaam ka
saazish rache tu, gossip suna ke, peg lagake whiskey ka,
meri maarta hai har baat pe
oh pure din emails, oh padhta nahi tu,
ek saanp hai mujhe bolta
warm regards hai junior se nahi to CEO se daregi
chaatugiri to kabhi nibhana, bhai wah
employee of the month dikha ke kya pyaar karegi,
credits bhi kabhi dikhana, bhai wah
HOD ke paas teri chugli karunga, mai teri pol kholunga,
itni bitching karunga,
salary me qaid teri aukat dikhaunga,
tera raz kholunga, haan teri chugli karunga
oh resignation,
mere bhagwan
tum hi bachao mujhe
ye manager se
haaye notice period me,
‘don't care’ wali adaayein
ab tum value realise karoge, bhai wah
retain karke karke kya pyaar karegi
respect bhi kabhi dikhana, bhai wah
